SPACED OUT CHRISTMAS.
BY BONNIE THE NEWFIE.
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD XMAS? I DID. IT REALY STARTED
ON THE TUESDAY WHEN I HAD EAR ACHE AND HAD TO GO TO THE VETS FOR SOME ANTIBIOTICS, ON THE WEDENSDAY I WOKE EARLY, FEELING
GREAT, TROUBLE WAS THAT NOBODY ELSE WANTED TO GET UP , SO I HAD TO DO AN EARLY INSPECTION ON MY OWN. JUST AS WELL REALY BECAUSE
I FOUND SOMETHING REALY TASTY ON THE SIDEBOARD. THE OUTSIDE WAS WHITE AND SUGERY WITH BITS OF CHOCOLATE IN IT AND THE INSIDE
WAS CAKE. YUMMY! I MANAGED TO EAT ABOUT HALF OF IT BEFORE MUM GOT UP. WHEN SHE FOUND THE REMAINS, SHE SAID IT WAS SOME KIND
OF XMAS CAKE BUT TO BE HONEST I DIDNT RECOGNISE THE WORDS SHE USED TO DESCRIBE IT. MUM SEEMED WORRIED, SOMETHING ABOUT THE
RUM IN THE CAKE COMBINED WITH THE ANTIBIOTICS, BUT I FELT GREAT HONESTLY. BY WALK TIME I WAS RARING TO GO, AND I AM GOOD ON
MY LEADER AND I DO BEHAVE. IT WAS ONLY WHEN I SAW THE MANS HEAD STICKING OUT OF A HOLE IN THE PAVEMENT THAT I FORGOT MY MANNERS.
I LIKE HOLES SO I WENT AND JOINED HIM. I THINK I MUST OF SURPRISED HIM BECAUSE ALL THE AIR LEFT HIS BODY IN A GREAT WHOOSH
WHEN HE BANGED HIS CHEST AGAINST THE SIDE.DAD DIDNT THINK IT WAS A GOOD TIME TO START LICKING HIS FACE, HIS EYES WERE
STILL CLOSED. I HEARD SOME VERY STRANGE WORDS SO AS NOT TO FRIGHTEN HIM AGAIN, I SAT BEHIND VERY QUIETLY.I COULD HEAR HIS
FRIEND LAUGHING AND WHEN DAD PUT HIS HEAD OVER THE HOLE AND TOLD THE MAN I WAS DOWN THE HOLE WITH HIM I WAITED
FOR HIM TO MAKE A FUSS OF ME. SILLY MAN TRIED TO JUMP OUT OF THE HOLE !! ANYWAY AFTER A BIT OF A STRUGGLE THEY GOT ME OUT
OF THE HOLE. WHILE DAD WAS APOLOGISING I WENT TO THE FEIEND , JUST TO SAY HELLO, IT WASNT MY FAULT HE FELL OVER INTO A GARDEN
WHEN I JUMP UP AT HIM, HE SHOULD OF HELD ON TO SOMETHING I DIDNT JUMP ON TOP OF HIM,( DAD HAD GRABBED ME BY NOW )AFTER
DAD HAD SAID HE WAS SO SORRY ON OUR WAY WE WENT. THEN WE TURNED THE CORNER. AND WHEN A CAR WAS BACKING OUT OF A DRIVEWAY I
SAT AND WAITED, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ALRIGHT, BUT THE NICE LADY DRIVEING HER CAR OPENED HER PASSENGER WINDOW AND SPOKE
TO US. SHE WANTED TO STROKE ME, I KNOW SHE DID, SO I TRIED TO JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW DAD PULLED ME OUT THEN I HEARD THOSE
WORDS AGAIN, THE LADY WAS VERY NICE AND SAID IT DIDNT MATTER ABOUT THE SCRATCHERS ON THE CAR. DAD WAS SO EMBARRASSED,
MUM FOUND IT FUNNY, EVEN DAD LAUGHED EVENUALLY. MUM DECIDED TO DIG OUT THE INSURANCE POLICIES JUST IN CASE. AS IT TURNED OUT
I SLEPT THE REST OF THE DAY, CARNT THINK WHY.
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